strawberryalien:

it’s not plastic surgery it’s contour, youre all so ignorant, im quitting this toxic site

watersport5:

I don’t understand this but I understand it

franziawine:

dont send nudes… send xrays its whats inside that counts

buckywantsplums:

I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to catch a bulbasaur

coolermonsters:

factions:

this is by far the weirdest vine ever

obviousplant:

I left this fake guest book at a Florida Airbnb. See a bonus page on Facebook.

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

prousts:

worstcats:

Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be.

she is beautiful and i support her

animalrates:

animal rates?

migueljontel:

person: steps on the back of my shoe

me, for a whole week:

laberintodeofelia:

while you’re catching a shit ton of rare pokemon, don’t talk to me or my generic bat son ever again

phammyy:

you know the friendship is real when you sign onto pokemon go for your friend from another country and walk around catching them pokemon. so when it hits their country they’re already master level